This Dinner Will Get You Laid – Apple Crumble

Bonfire photo for guy fawkes recipes

Today is the 11th anniversary of my husband and I getting together.

It happened on Bonfire Night, after walking to the Radcliffe Arms pub for dinner with our friends and watching the fireworks being set off in back gardens all over Oxford.

“I’m totally on the rebound” I said to him as our hands brushed against each-other.

“Me too. Totally,” he said.

We shared apple crumble. I could hardly eat a thing. And later that night, he kissed me. And that was that.

Line of Fireworks for bonfire night recipesApple Crumble (serves 6 – 8 – or 2 for dinner in its entirety)

6 apples – tart ones – not golden delicious
3 tbsp sugar
Cinnamon illustration for easy apple crumble recipeSqueeze of lemon juice
4 tsp cinnamon
1 stick of cold butter (75g)
1 ½ cups of flour
½ cup oats or chopped nuts
½ cup of sugar plus 1 tbsp

  • Pre heat the oven to 400 (200 if you’re in Britain)
  • Peel and core the apples, cutting into bite sized chunks
  • Squeeze lemon juice over to stop them from browning and place in a baking dish
  • Mix with 1tbsp sugar and 2 tsp cinnamon
  • Cut the cold butter into cubes and mix with the flour either in a processor or by hand until the mixture resembles sand
  • Apple illustration for best easy apple crumble recipeAdd in 2 tsp cinnamon, the ½ cup of sugar and the ½ cup of oats or chopped nuts
  • Scatter the crumble mixture over the apples
  • Bake for 35 minutes, then let cool for 10 minutes before serving with cream of vanilla ice cream

If you can make that you can make this:

  • Add a handful of blackberries to the apples and another tbsp of sugar
  • Add a handful of golden sultanas that have been soaked in 1 tbsp of rum for ten minutes to the apples
  • Use half pears and half apples and use ground almonds instead of half of the flour I the crumble topping
  • Bake individual crumbles in ramekins for a dinner party

Bonfire night fireworks for apple crumble recipe

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2 Responses to This Dinner Will Get You Laid – Apple Crumble

  1. Andrea Urban says:

    Hi! I met your parents last week in the arctic watching and thrilling over polar bears. Your mom gave me this site and I love it! It’s so NY funky fun! I plan to check in often. Your parents were great sports about the weather and hiking. We had a marvelous time. We live in Carlisle, MA, outside of Boston so I hope sometime we can see your parents here in Boston. Thanks – sincerely, andrea urban

    • Kate says:

      My parents had The Best Time Ever seeing the polar bears – some of their photos are just amazing. Though my sister, who is scared of bears, is really pleased to have them home – she couldn’t understand why anyone would want to go looking for a large potentially man eating animal. In fact, I believe she tried to get my Dad to take a bell to ring to scare the bears away! I’m really glad that you like the blog – and thank you for saying so. Look forward to seeing you back here again sometime. Kx

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