â€œI was supposed to be singing a concert,â€ said my friend and choir colleague Theresa, â€œthen I got an email with the header: Cancelled, due to infidelity.â€
It was a bit of a blow, since sheâ€™d been looking forward to putting on a fancy dress and busting out an alto solo or two.
â€œIt turns out that the conductor had been having an affair with one of the sopranos in the choir, his wife had found out, and, just like that, nobodyâ€™s in much of a Handel mood.â€
Things like this happen in choirs, where drama runs high at the best of times. Advent brings with it its own set of challenges:Â we all spend more hours together for starters â€“ extra rehearsals, long services, concerts with musicians taking up all the space on stage, too much heating, too little heating, no time for lunch, someone ate garlic for lunch â€¦
People in choirs do not necessarily have thick skin. Christmas is like 8 hours of sun exposure with no total block.
A bass friend of mine quit his church job last year over a perceived slight â€“ someone might have thought his snowman bow tie was inappropriate sticking out from under his cassock and may well have â€œlooked at it askanceâ€.
And the whole Who Gets Which Solo issue can lead sopranos to drink.
When they do, this is a good idea.
I came across this drink at a Christmas party a few years ago, when a friend used some cooking port to pep up some mulled wine and another guest said it reminded him of his grandmotherâ€™s favorite winter tipple.
Apparently she was wont to drink one or two on a Sunday evening after evensong, then play the piano and sing rude words to popular hymns.
When I made and drank this, thatâ€™sÂ exactlyÂ what I felt like doing.
Makes 6 glassesÂ½ bottle of port Â½ cup of orange juice 1 orange studded with 12 cloves 1 cinnamon stickÂ Â
- Put the orange into a medium oven for 15 minutes to roast
- Pour the port and the orange juice into a pan
- Heat gently with the clove-studded orange and the cinnamon stick until steaming but not boiling
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