The Wednesday Tipple – French 75 and interpretive poetry rap – in homage to Gertrude Stein

Recipe illustration of French 75 cocktailsOur friends Hilary and Jeremy, inspired by Gertrude Stein’s famous Parisian artist salons, hosted a dinner where everyone had to stand up and do a turn, talk about their latest play or project, test run a new song, and generally be creative and fun.

Since Jeremy works in musical theatre, the friends that they invited were super talented artist types. Oh, and us.

Jon, physicist, had no problem deciding what his party piece should be. You know those amazing pictures from Hubble? The ones of incredible exploding stars? Well, he planned to talk about how those images are composited from infra red, visible data and x-rays, into one artistic expression of space. With slides.

I was less certain. Should I perhaps perform my mime of a woman getting into a lift and going up, then the same mime – she’s going down that time! Ha! – yeah, no, bad idea. How about bringing my interpretive dance to Wake Me Up Before You Go Go into the public eye? Nope. I would probably have to read something out loud.

Luckily, I have an English accent.

So it was a straightforward choice. To read the lyric of Sir Mixalot’s Baby Got Back, or a mosaic selection of tweets from some of the great artists and poets of our age – Snoop Dogg, Niki Manaj and 50 Cent.

This is what I ended up doing.

And I will make a cup of tea for the first person to guess who wrote which tweet.

Shit, I should run America. First thing I do is cut my taxes. Then tell ya all chill the fuck out. Ima get to the rest of the problems

White girl won’t slash yo tires or burn yo house. Bitch will cut yo dick

As Gertrude Stein herself might have said, “A masterpiece… may be unwelcome but it is never dull.”

Thank goodness, there were also cocktails.

French 75 (per glass)

French75 Cocktail illustrationA French 75 is a classic Salon era cocktail, first created in 1915 at the New York Bar in Paris, and popularized by the Savoy Cocktail Book in 1930. It’s named after the 75mm field gun, the idea being that drinking too many makes you feel like you’ve been shelled.

1 measure gin
½ measure lemon juice
1 tsp superfine sugar
Champagne (or prosecco)
Ice
 
  • Shake the gin, lemon and sugar over ice, then pour into a champagne flute
  • Top up with bubbles

(Hilary and Jeremy made their lemon gin sugar mix in a jug, to make serving a crowd easier)

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8 Responses to The Wednesday Tipple – French 75 and interpretive poetry rap – in homage to Gertrude Stein

  1. Rose says:

    How much is a measure please? I hope that’s not a silly question! have all the ingredients required for this and it sounds great.

    • Kate says:

      Not a silly question at all – my fancy cocktail measure is 30ml, some are 25, and in a bar you might well get 50ml. Usually I go by eye (or use an egg cup, which is about 60ml). I make cocktails in proportions, which I guess depend on how my day is going and how much vodka I think would be a good idea …
      Hope you enjoy it!

  2. Stan Markowski says:

    There is also a version of the French 75 that uses cognac instead of gin. Though I love gin, I think the French 75 with cognac is better.

  3. Gin and champagne together? This I’ve got to try.
    Gertrude has got a lot to answer for!

    • Kate says:

      Hope you enjoy it – it’s the kind of cocktail that enables shy people to read out rapper tweets in an English accent. For reelz.

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