Is there any way to eat a cupcake outside the context of a birthday party without feeling just a little bit Sex and the City?
I am a member of a writing group, which mostly means that we meet up every couple of week and moan and bitch to each other about how well or not well our various projects are going, argue about the Oxford comma again, then rush home, inspired by fear, jealousy and cocktails to write feverishly into the night.
Walking to this writing group’s bar of choice takes me straight past Magnolia Bakery. You would think that you’d first be alerted to the presence of Cupcake Royalty by the perfumed aroma, the vanilla scent drifting half way down West 11th street. But no. Mostly it’s the noise. And mostly, what the serpentine line of women, bored boyfriends and gay teenage boys are screeching to each other runs along the lines of; “No, you’re a Samantha, I’m more of a Carrie!” and “Did you know, statistically speaking, Charlotte was the one who had the most sex?”
Now I’m all for Sex and The City nostalgia – confession, when I first moved to NY, I went on the official Sex and The City bus tour with a German writer friend of mine and his boyfriend. We ate cupcakes, got super hopped up on sugar, drank cosmos and spent some time in a vibrator shop. It was a pretty fun afternoon all told.
And I’ve always thought, if I ever walk past that store and there’s no line, I might just pop in and buy a cupcake. There always is a line, of course. Weaving my way home I peer in through the windows and wonder, who are all these women buying cupcakes at 11.30 at night?
Last week, odd fluke of nature, an oddly modest line, so waited my turn and bought a box to take to the bar. We sat around our regular table, having the same conversation, only this time, our lips were frosted with pink icing. “We are Carrie right now!” said Neil happily. “We should order cosmos.”
“We can’t be writers eating cupcakes in the village and drinking cosmos,” noted Karen. “What if, for example, Darren Star walked in and saw us and we lost all credibility forever?”
It was a point. “What’s the least Sex and the City drink we can have?”
But since none of us had the stomach for Guinness with a shot of tequila in it, the barman’s suggestion, we had Tom Collins’s instead.
Tom Collins (per glass)1 1/2 measure gin ½ measure simple syrup ½ measure fresh lemon juice Soda water Orange slice and maraschino cherry to garnish
- Shake the gin, simple syrup and lemon juice over ice
- Pour into a tall glass, add some more ice and top up with soda water
- Garnish with an orange slice and a cherry
Simple Syrup1 cup water 1 cup sugar
- Pour the water and sugar into a saucepan and heat gently until the sugar dissolves (the water will be almost simmering)