Monthly Archives: April 2012
This dinner will get you laid – An Easter Bunny Story and Roast Chicken with lemon herb butter
When my sister was little she had a pet rabbit. It was probably the best rabbit in the entire world, we thought. For example, it once peed on an ex boyfriend of mine.
Posted in This Dinner Will Get You Laid Tagged Easter, rabbit, roast chicken 2 Comments
The Wednesday Tipple – Lavender Fizz and the Big Money Dream
â€œIf I won 625 million dollars,â€ said Wanda, the post room lady, â€œI wouldnâ€™t tell a soul. Not one soul. Or people would want a piece of it and I will not have that shit. I will not.â€
Posted in The Wednesday Tipple Tagged champagne, Easter, grandpa, lavender, lotto, riches 2 Comments