Unsolicited Sex Tips and Cucumber Gin and Tonics

Cucumber Gin and Tonic for summer recipes

Apropos of nothing, Sophia Vergara is dishing out unsolicited relationship advice down the side of my email.

“Mess up your hair just a little,” she suggests, “it’s sexier that way.”

As it turns out, Cover Girl is behind this stream of top tips, hoping that we’ll all seal the deal sexiness-wise by bunch of lipsticks.

“Wear heels,” commands Sophia a touch judgmentally, “flats are for the unflirtatious.”

Personally, I’d suggest a round of cucumber gin and tonics. But then I’d probably sell less make up.

Cucumber gin and tonics (per glass)

1 measure of gin
2 lime wedges
1 inch of peeled cucumber
ice
tonic
 
  • Muddle one lime wedge and the cucumber in a shaker.
  • Add the gin and ice and shake.
  • Strain into a glass.
  • Add a few ice cubes.
  • Top up with tonic.
  • Run the remaining lime wedge around the rim of the glass, then drop into the drink.
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One Response to Unsolicited Sex Tips and Cucumber Gin and Tonics

  1. NYC Nom Nom says:

    I think you would sell a whole lot more!

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