Immersed in Englishness, cup of tea in hand, I pillaged the brambles along the doctorsâ€™ fence at the back of my grandparentsâ€™ house, and I am now standing by the stove skimming scum from a batch of warm blackberry apple jam and waiting for a batch of scones to brown in the oven.
These are pretty special scones because they have a handful of blackberries tossed in sugar thrown into the mixture at the last minute, so they are studded with deep purple.
Emo scones, basically.
Stirring and staring into the molten blackness of the bubbling jam encourages thoughtfulness. Itâ€™s calming and meditative and so damn dark. It makes you wonder if Keats was making jam when he came up with â€œSeason of mists and mellow fruitfulnessâ€
Blackberry Scones2 cups of flour
Â¼ cup of sugar plus extra for sprinkling
2 tsp baking powder
1/3 cup of fat â€“ a 50:50 mixture of unsalted butter and vegetable shortening (fridge cold)
Â½ cup of milk
Â¼ cup blackberries (small ones, ideally) Â
- Pre heat the oven to 375F
- Cut the butter and lard into cubes and put in a cold bowl, then add the dry ingredients (not the blackberries)
- Using your fingertips (or a food processor on pulse) rub the fat into the flour mixture until it resembles breadcrumbs
- Add the egg , then mix gently with a metal spoon (or pulse once of twice in the processor) â€“ you really donâ€™t want to over mix now, or the glutens in the flour will develop and youâ€™ll get rock hard scones
- Add the milk a tsp at a time until the mixture comes together â€“ you might not need all of it
- Toss the blackberries in sugar (to taste) then stir into the scone mixture gently
- Tip onto a floured board and roll out to about 1 inch thick
- Use a floured cutter or the rim of a glass to cut out the scones. Use a twisting rather than a pressing motion â€“ it makes them rise better
- Brush the tops with milk or egg and sprinkle with a little bit of sugar
- Bake for 15 â€“ 18 minutes, depending on the size of the scone until they are golden brown. Cool for 5 mins on a cooling rack
Serve with clotted cream, or whipped cream, or butter, and blackberry jam
Blackberry Apple Jam
This recipe is adapted from a Good Food Magazine article that I cut out and kept in the back of my book when I first went to cooking school and have used ever since. You can make it with 500g blackberries and no apple if you prefer, but the apple gives it a nice tartness and a harder set. The butter tip is unusual and it really works â€“ stirring in a little knob of butter at the end helps the scum dissolve back into the jam400g blackberries
100g grated appleÂ 500g sugar
50 ml water
Scant tbsp lemon juice
Â½ tsp butter Â
- Put all the ingredients except for the sugar into a saucepan and bring to a simmer for 15 minutes until the fruit is soft
- Turn the heat to low, then tip in the sugar and stir gently until it is dissolved
- Turn up the heat and let the jam simmer for 10 minutes (donâ€™t stir it)
- Take off the heat and skim off any scum, then stir in the butter. Let the fruit cool for about 15 minutes, then spoon into sterilized jars, or keep in a covered bowl in the fridge
If You Can Make That You Can Make This
- Replace the berries with other fruits â€“ fresh raspberries, dried sultanas, chopped dried apricot, dried cranberries
- Add a tsp of lemon zest for a more breakfast less afternoon tea vibe
- Or these traditional (Grandma approved) scones
- Or these strawberry scones.
Douglas Adams’s writing about the art of the cup of tea is so fabulous I’ve re-printed it here in full, but you can find it here on his website too – as well as lots of other treasures.
One or two Americans have asked me why it is that the English like tea so much, which never seems to them to be a very good drink. To understand, you have to know how to make it properly.
There is a very simple principle to the making of tea and it’s this – to get the proper flavour of tea, the water has to be boiling (not boiled) when it hits the tea leaves. If it’s merely hot then the tea will be insipid. That’s why we English have these odd rituals, such as warming the teapot first (so as not to cause the boiling water to cool down too fast as it hits the pot). And that’s why the American habit of bringing a teacup, a tea bag and a pot of hot water to the table is merely the perfect way of making a thin, pale, watery cup of tea that nobody in their right mind would want to drink. The Americans are all mystified about why the English make such a big thing out of tea because most Americans have never had a good cup of tea. That’s why they don’t understand. In fact the truth of the matter is that most English people don’t know how to make tea any more either, and most people drink cheap instant coffee instead, which is a pity, and gives Americans the impression that the English are just generally clueless about hot stimulants.
So the best advice I can give to an American arriving in England is this. Go to Marks and Spencer and buy a packet of Earl Grey tea. Go back to where you’re staying and boil a kettle of water. While it is coming to the boil, open the sealed packet and sniff. Careful – you may feel a bit dizzy, but this is in fact perfectly legal. When the kettle has boiled, pour a little of it into a tea pot, swirl it around and tip it out again. Put a couple (or three, depending on the size of the pot) of tea bags into the pot (If I was really trying to lead you into the paths of righteousness I would tell you to use free leaves rather than bags, but let’s just take this in easy stages). Bring the kettle back up to the boil, and then pour the boiling water as quickly as you can into the pot. Let it stand for two or three minutes, and then pour it into a cup. Some people will tell you that you shouldn’t have milk with Earl Grey, just a slice of lemon. Screw them. I like it with milk. If you think you will like it with milk then it’s probably best to put some milk into the bottom of the cup before you pour in the tea1. If you pour milk into a cup of hot tea you will scald the milk. If you think you will prefer it with a slice of lemon then, well, add a slice of lemon.
Drink it. After a few moments you will begin to think that the place you’ve come to isn’t maybe quite so strange and crazy after all.