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Excitement in the Physics department. Christine has acquired an automatic stapler. Put the papers near it and it staples. Hands free.Â â€œItâ€™s literally the Most Amazing Thing I Ever Saw,â€ said Jon, a man who spent the last couple of weeks … Continue reading
The Christmas tree is basically one strong draft away from mulch.
Is anyone else still coming to terms with the spring forward loss of an hour in the mornings? It doesnâ€™t seem to have gotten any easier as the weeks go on. Perhaps itâ€™s because spring isnâ€™t holding up its side … Continue reading
Yes, itâ€™s been thanksgiving, but thereâ€™s also been a lot of Royal engagement fun occurring. Kateâ€™s blue dress has sold out, the Tesco fake blue dress has also sold out, and the dress in Macyâ€™s that I was intending to … Continue reading
This dinner is unlikely to get you laid â€“ sorry â€“ Thanksgiving by a Brit â€“ Butter Roast Turkey, served with roasted pumpkin, sweet and fingerling potatoes, green beans, apple stuffing and cranberry sauce
Iâ€™m pretty sure that Thanksgiving Dinner never got anybody laid. All the carbs and all the family â€“ itâ€™s a killer combination. Engaged? Possibly. Divorced? So Iâ€™m apocryphally told. But laid? Nope. The best we can hope for is that … Continue reading